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   Just don't try making grenades at home please...

         Do it outside.

A (demotivational) picture is worth a thousand words

Maybe not, how about 7 pictures then?

Mind tricks

Because mind tricks.

Do you like strawberries?

Because I didn't.
   When I was young (so young that I don't remember it) I wouldn't eat strawberries because they were red.
And then my dad was like "Eat the f@ckin' strawberries!".
   And I ate them.
      So now I like them.
What I'm saying is, try to try new stuff.
   What I'm saying is, plain old rock-paper-scissors is boring, you'd better try playing rock-fire-scissors-snake-human-tree-wolf-sponge-paper-air-water-dragon-devil-lightning-gun.
         Here's how to.

It's LESSON time.

Because your thirst for knowledge cannot be quenched.

Go, go, demotivation !

Yes, you got that right

This blog is totally random.
So now it's INFO time.
Today you'll learn cool ways to tie your shoelaces, how to pick locks and make your own foxhole radio, and for all you travellers out there (I know you're many), how to forecast weather and estimate your remaining daylight so you don't get eaten by wolves at night or something.
I know, all that stuff could save your lives one day, you can thank me later. :P

So tomorrow...

I'm starting driving lessons.
   I'm pretty sure that when I drive I'm gonna run over somebody and spend the rest of my life in jail.
      And worse even, I'm gonna get killed for ruining my father's car.
I hope I knew who invented the car so I could hate him. If you do know, post his name below.
   Wouldn't it be way cooler if everyone rode horses? (Or camels etc.)
      I guess there'd be less accidents. And who'd care about gas prices?
         The only problem I see is that we'd need bloody tons of hay.
   So you see I'm not the #1 fan of driving... :P   So wish me luck !!!

Just for laughs

Brain Hacks, who doesn't LOVE them?

The title speaks for itself, and this one's gonna be about sleeping habits.
Apparently, by following strict sleeping schedules, one can function properly with just 2 hours of sleep daily.
How cool would that be? I'd love having 22 hours to do as I please.
I haven't tried this myself so I can't guarantee results, post a comment if you try it or post your own time saving tips.

Kicking Children? No, I think it's more about Perspectives

So you know September is all about new school years, and children crying and stuff.
   You've seen them crying?
      It's annoying, isn't it?
         YES, it is.          
Maybe you' ve thought about punching or kicking them.
   But no, you shouldn't.
I know they won't stop crying this way. But that's not the only reason.
Let's try to think the way they think.

You and I might know that there's nothing scary, but they don't.
   Remember when your first day at school was?
      Maybe not.
Then remember the last time something super terrible happened to you.
Didn't it feel so bad you thought noone could understand you?
You want others to feel that way? (Don't answer honestly)
   Well that's what they feel too.
      Or maybe not, cause they're kinda young and kinda stupid.
But who cares, the point now is...
         Please don't kick them.

First of All there It Was

What is this? he asked. And they answered:

It is something, saying anything, attempting to learn everything.

   And then it was clear.

As is a dream when there are penguins on the moon.

   Or is it not?

Because Zhuangzi dreamed he was a butterfly, too, and then it got messed up.

   But anyway.

The point is, there is no point. We set our own axioms and then follow the river's bank. If he says 'You won't find God there', they'll just say 'Why not?'. So let's.